rainbowkarolina:rainbowkarolina:my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday………like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymoreCOME THRU PHIL!!!!

rainbowkarolina:rainbowkarolina:my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday………like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymoreCOME THRU PHIL!!!!

Mostly-Funnytwittertweets:

Habeascorpseus:empressofdancingstars:vacuously-True:funnytwittertweets:fieri

The Gender Norms Are Beating His Ass

Oniongarlic:could Go For Some Pleasures Of The Flesh Right Now Tbh, Shoutout To Pleasures Of The Flesh

Noirandchocolate:espanolbot2:Again, Read Pratchett Instead. In Addition To Snuff, Which Involves The Murder And Enslavement Of Goblins Being Taken Seriously As Evil, Pratchett Wrote Unseen Academicals, In Which One Of The Main Characters Is Of A Fantasy

Verytinybun:podgybabe:please Stop Sending Me Multiple Messages If I Do Not Respond To You. And Please Please Please Don’t Get Nasty If I Don’t Reply To You. It’s In My Pinned Post. I Like To Give My Full Attention When I’m Talking With Someone,

Thefingerfuckingfemalefury:lakevida:lakevida:my Cat Is Meowing Thru The Window At The Middle Aged Men Working On The Roof Rn And They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Meowing Back At Hershe&Amp;Rsquo;S Obsessed W These Guys I Should Have Put Her Through Trade Schoolshe Is Catcalling

Noellelostgirl:hey So Maia Arson Crimew Has Leaked Emails Between Right-Wing Politicians, Anti-Trans Advocates And Conservative Legal Groups All From 2019-2021. I Haven’t Gone Through Them All Yet But It Confirms What Trans People Have Been Saying:

Thatqueerchoirkid:bubblecarr:domithekingoffools:imaveryevilgirl:i&Amp;Hellip; I Just Opened Tumblr&Amp;Hellip; Got Bored Of It&Amp;Hellip; Closed Tumblr&Amp;Hellip; And Then Opened It Again Immediately&Amp;Hellip;.The Fridgethe Fridgethe Fridge

Gorbling:gorbling:im Enjoying The Longevity Of Tumblrs Recontextualization Style Of Humor. A Seemingly Innocuous Post Followed By Like &Amp;Ldquo;Posts That A Gnome Would Make&Amp;Rdquo; Or Like &Amp;Ldquo;Are You A Phone&Amp;Rdquo;

Fallout-Lou-Begas:thesmilesessions:can’t Stop Reading This Over And Over Happy International Women&Amp;Rsquo;S Day

Giantffa:hi Yes I’d Like One Fat Trophy Husband Pls.

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