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The great thing about candy is that it can’t be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween.~Rosecrans Baldwin

The great thing about candy is that it can’t be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween.~Rosecrans Baldwin

The  great thing about candy is that it can’t be spoiled by the adult world.  Candy

The  great thing about candy is that it can’t be spoiled by the adult world.  Candy

On Halloween, Don’t You Know Back When You Were Little, Your Mom Tells You Don’t Eat Any Candy Until She Checks It? I Used To Be So Tempted To Eat My Candy On The Way To Other People’s Houses. That Used To Be Such A Tease.~Derrick Rose

On  Halloween, Don’t You Know Back When You Were Little, Your Mom Tells You  Don’t

“I Think If Human Beings Had Genuine Courage, They&Amp;Rsquo;D Wear Their Costumes Every Day Of The Year, Not Just On Halloween. Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Life Be More Interesting That Way? And Now That I Think About It, Why The Heck Don&Amp;Rsquo;T They? Who Made

“I Think If Human Beings Had Genuine Courage, They&Amp;Rsquo;D Wear Their Costumes

“Oh How The Candles Will Be Lit And The Wood Of Worm Burn In A Fiery Dust. For On All Hallow&Amp;Rsquo;S Eve Will The Spirits Come To Play, And Only The Fruit Of Thy Womb Will Satisfy Their Endless Roaming.”   ~ Solange Nicole

“Oh How The Candles Will Be Lit And The Wood Of Worm Burn In A Fiery  Dust. For

I Only Eat Candy On Halloween. No Lie.~Michael Trevino

I Only Eat Candy On Halloween. No Lie.~Michael Trevino

“Whoever Thought A Tiny Candy Bar Should Be Called Fun Size Was A Moron.”  ~ Glenn Beck

“Whoever Thought A Tiny Candy Bar Should Be Called Fun Size Was A Moron.”   ~

Madness-And-Gods: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm By Gattadonna

Madness-And-Gods:  Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm By Gattadonna

The Big Bad Wolf And His Little Red

The Big Bad Wolf And His Little Red

Dark-Recesses-Of-The-Soul: ☽ Dark, Horror, Eerie, Macabre ☾

Dark-Recesses-Of-The-Soul:    ☽ Dark, Horror, Eerie, Macabre ☾

This Halloween, The Most Popular Mask Is The Arnold Schwarzenegger Mask. And The Best Part? With A Mouth Full Of Candy You Will Sound Just Like Him.~Conan O'brien

This  Halloween, The Most Popular Mask Is The Arnold Schwarzenegger Mask. And  The

“People Are Like M&Amp;Amp;Ms. They Come In A Variety Of Colors, They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Hard On The Outside, And Full Of Obscene Yumminess On The Inside.”  ~ Michael Makai, Domination &Amp;Amp; Submission: The Bdsm Relationship Handbook

“People Are Like M&Amp;Amp;Ms. They Come In A Variety Of Colors, They&Amp;Rsquo;Re

Look, All I’m Saying Is, If I Pay $40.00 To Go Into A Haunted House, I Better Die.

Look, All I’m Saying Is, If I Pay $40.00 To Go Into A Haunted House, I Better Die.

“Lollypop&Amp;Hellip;The Passion Contained Merely Kissesplaced Upon Lips, Neck And Cheekthese Young Lovers Of The Castleof Which Our Fairytale Speaks&Amp;Hellip;”    ~ Muse

“Lollypop&Amp;Hellip;The Passion Contained Merely Kissesplaced Upon Lips, Neck

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