Bulma-Esque: All I See Is Signs, All I See Is Dolla $Ign$

Gutsygumshoe:one Time Some Guy Asked For My Number And He Was Really Nice But I’m In A Relationship So I Just Said So And He Was Like “No Worries, Take It As Flattery Then”That’s How You Handle Rejection, Not By Stabbing A Girl In The Fucking

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Joshpeck:narcotic:we’re So Close To Revealing Which State Is The Most Homophobic America’s Next Top Homophobe

Darling-Highness: Redgrieve: Fluttertree42: Why Do People Have Quiet Respectful Funerals When I Die I Want My Ashes Mixed With Glitter And Packed Tightly Into A Coffin And Then They Blow Up The Coffin With Explosives So Glitter Rains Down On The Guests

Completelywastedlight:overhearing Straight Boys Talk About Girls Is So Terrifying

Reverseracism:malcolmxinadress:azuila:unarmed Michael Brown Gets Gunned Down In The Street And Is Remembered By The Media As A “Thug” And A “Threat” Vs. Ashton Sachs Guns Down His Family And Is Remembered As An “Honors Student” And A “Sweet

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Heart:so When Am I Gonna Sit On A Roof With Someone At 3Am Like In The Movies

Lokigodofmischieflaufeyson: My Favourite Part Of Penguins Of Madagascar Was Definitely Dave Putting Actors And Actresses Names In Normal Sentences.

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