overheard at work

overheard at work

Jobhaver: You: That Is A Nice Ass Shirt Me: Thank You But, To Be Honest, Its Called “Pants” And Not An “Ass Shirt”

Psychoxknyte: Shots Fired

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Nyu-Tah: If You Cannot Be Positive, Then At Least Be Quiet.

Oxytocindolorosa:thephotogfeminist: Burningbells: If You Need Plan B, Here’s A Printable $10 Off Coupon. It Doesn’t Expire Either! It’s A Continual Offer Always Reblog The Plan-B Coupon. If You Don’t Want A Baby, Stop It Before It Happens.

Veronicasantangelo: You: Relax Me: Gnawing On A Brick Im Calm

I Wanna Fuck With Someone Who Won't Waste My Time

Velvetspliffs: Theryanproject: This Tea Is 60% Liquor……

Marcovicci: Marcovicci: It’s So Scary Feeling Like You Manipulate Everyone Who Loves You Just By Being Extremely Sad And Them Noticing It… Like… Im So Sad A Lot Of The Time And I Dont Want Other People To Be Trapped By That Sadness Constantly

Stargazing And Chill

Novaschaos

Jeankd: Astudyinjade: A Dick With A Future A Dick With A 401K Plan And Retirement Benefits.

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