Owlmylove: Just-Shower-Thoughts: Reading Is Just Staring At A Dead Piece Of Wood For Hours And Hallucinating Please Delete This

Dopamine-And-Dumbbells: If You See Me Laughing At My Phone In Public, There’s A 75% Chance I’m Laughing At A Text I’m Typing Because I’m Fucking Hilarious

Alt-J: Is Life Real This Is Happening And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Even Mad

Kimpissible: When People Purposely Try To Break Their Phone So Their Parents Will Buy Them A New One

Malikmydick: Honestly I Just Want A Bf

Boy-Soap: Crowdsurf My Body At My Funeral

Ruinedchildhood: When Someone Asks “Who The Fuck You Think You Are?”Me:

S1Uts: Don’t Lie To Your Doctor About Being A Hoe

Shinyumbre0N: Pottersir: If You Think It’s Degrading To Work In Retail Remember That Voldemort Worked At Borgin And Burkes Before He Became The Dark Lord I Think I Understand Him A Bit Better Now, Working In Retail Would Turn Anyone Into A Sadistic

I Never Left You Lonely

Punkbunnies: Dream Date: We Get Chinese Food Delivered, It’s Raining, I Take A Shower In Your Shower (It Must Be A Nice Shower With Good Water Pressure), You Let Me Wear Your Clothes After I Shower, You Have A Cat That I Can Pet, We Watch Movies, I

Aureat: Whismical: I Wonder What Places I Have Already Visited For The Last Time This Fucked Me Up

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