captioned-vines: jaxxgarcia: 911 HELP ME IM BEING STEREOTYPED INTO A THREESOME AGAIN 1: “You’re bi? Oh my god! My husband and I have been dying to try some stuff out! What’s your number?” 2: [blowing whistle furiously] “Help!”

captioned-vines: jaxxgarcia: 911 HELP ME IM BEING STEREOTYPED INTO A THREESOME AGAIN 1: “You’re bi? Oh my god! My husband and I have been dying to try some stuff out! What’s your number?” 2: [blowing whistle furiously] “Help!”

I'm A Fuck Up And I Kinda Want To Die

Ta-Hi-Ra: Why Do People Ring Me On Unknown? I Don’t Even Answer The Phone To People I Do Know

Cash4Gore: Protip: Refer To All Your Mistakes As “Artistic Choices”

Yeezuss: Reblog With The Age You Turn In 2016

Wolf Book Giveaway When I Hit 10K Followers

Grinned: Made By Me.

Dunfetti: Me: Has An Extremely Diverse Music Taste Also Me: Only Listens To The Same Ten Artists

G-Ravedweller: In Need Of Rough Sex Rn

Phoneus: Someone: Hey Look At My Cute Pug Me: Haha Cute! Me: [Internal Monologue] Do I Tell Him? No, I Shouldn’t. I Don’t Know Why I Feel So Eager To Tell Him His Dog Is The Asthmatic Inbred Result Of Man Playing God

Midnightvvhisperings: Midnightvvhisperings: My Kink Is A Happy N Fulfilling Relationship

Hllucinate: So Is Anyone Secretly In Love With Me Yet

Feed My Ego

Secretary SeeThrough