taraljc: ohgodhesloose: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: just-shower-thoughts: I’m 100% convinced that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid. This the first logical explanation I’ve heard for this phenomena

taraljc: ohgodhesloose: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: just-shower-thoughts: I’m 100% convinced that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid. This the first logical explanation I’ve heard for this phenomena

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