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Ah, perfect! My incredibly low-effort decoration is finally done. I even included the traditional Halloween Christmas Ghost! 

Ah, perfect! My incredibly low-effort decoration is finally done. I even included the traditional Halloween Christmas Ghost! 

Ah, perfect! My incredibly low-effort decoration is finally done. I even included

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It’s Like An Alien Chestburster Only For Your Belt Line, Y’know? 

It’s Like An Alien Chestburster Only For Your Belt Line, Y’know? 

Guh, I Found A Split In The Shelf. Good Thing I Have These Very Sturdy Clamps To Keep Everything In! It’d Be A Shame If Something Embarrassing Spilled Out While The Camera Was Rolling, Huh? 

Guh, I Found A Split In The Shelf. Good Thing I Have These Very Sturdy Clamps To

Haha, Bulge. It’s A Funny Word, And An Even Funnier Thing To Grab. I’m Done With This Shoot, But My Junk Looks Pretty Good In These, Doesn’t It? 

Haha, Bulge. It’s A Funny Word, And An Even Funnier Thing To Grab. I’m Done With

I Also Took A Bunch Of Phone Pictures During This Whole Thing. This Is From Near The End - When I May Or Might Not Have Shot A Short Video. .3. 

I Also Took A Bunch Of Phone Pictures During This Whole Thing. This Is From Near

Here’s My Christmas Bod. I Think I’m Starting To Develop A Bit Of Belly Fat&Amp;Hellip; Better Hit The Exercise Bike Soon.

Here’s My Christmas Bod. I Think I’m Starting To Develop A Bit Of Belly Fat&Amp;Hellip;

Obligatory Stupid-Ass Duck Face Selfie. Yap.

Obligatory Stupid-Ass Duck Face Selfie. Yap.

Rare Hat-Less Picture. Because I Think You’re Worth It. C: But It’s Okay, Because You Can’t Actually See The Part Of My Head The Hat Normally Covers Up! Mauahahahaha!

Rare Hat-Less Picture. Because I Think You’re Worth It. C: But It’s Okay, Because

I Want It To Be Known That I Did Have The Idea Of Releasing Those Pictures Much More Slowly, And Offering ‘Early Access’ For Like Five Bucks. Maybe I Should Have Done That.

I Want It To Be Known That I Did Have The Idea Of Releasing Those Pictures Much More

Butts Big As Cars

Butts Big As Cars

Butts Big As Cars

Butts Big As Cars

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