momcrotch: I hate it when I see straight boys with bigger butts than me like wtf you don’t need that what are you even going to use it for

momcrotch: I hate it when I see straight boys with bigger butts than me like wtf you don’t need that what are you even going to use it for

Silversora: If A Dead Ancestor Doesn’t Appear In The Sky To Stop Me, It Can’t Be That Bad Of A Decision

Frisky4Eyes: Alpaca-B0Wl: Openlyawesome: Openlyawesome: Openlyawesome: Openlyawesome: Openlyawesome: Someone’s Building An Actual Krusty Krab Less Than 6 Miles From Where I Live No Really, It’s In Construction It’s Coming Along Nicely

Hold For The Applause

Ore In My Opinion

Life-At-Taco-Bell: You Would Think That Teenagers Would Be The Rudest Customers When Really It’s Mostly Old, Middle-Aged People.

Frantzfandom: Notsuperstitious: You’re Clearly Not Old Enough To Have Children If You’re Thinking Of Naming Them After Anime Characters Or Some Shit When Sasuke Inuyasha Grows Up He’s Gonna Kick Your Ass For Talking Shit

A Simple Hoe.

Hahaha Wait What?

Nyehs: 8Th Grade Was A Wild Time For Me

Blue-Eyed-Hanji: Dad-Butts: Tinyrocketeer: Dad-Butts: Tinyrocketeer: Tinyrocketeer: I Must Attract A Mate With My Mating Call Where Is My Mate A Mate Has Been Attracted They Use The Charms Of Rad Shades To Reciprocate Your Seduction How

Catesstrophe: Today A Dude Slammed My Finger On Accident Because He Was Closing A Metal Drawer I Had My Fingers In And I Was On Drive Through And I Literally Screamed Into The Headset And The Lady Just Kept Ordering Her Drink As I Was Trying To Hush

Snorlaxatives: Why The Fuck Does Everyone In The Purge Movies Want To Kill People If Crime Was Legal I’d Find A Way To Erase My Student Debt And Also Probably Steal A Bunch Of New Clothes

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