life-at-taco-bell: You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.

life-at-taco-bell: You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.

Frantzfandom: Notsuperstitious: You’re Clearly Not Old Enough To Have Children If You’re Thinking Of Naming Them After Anime Characters Or Some Shit When Sasuke Inuyasha Grows Up He’s Gonna Kick Your Ass For Talking Shit

A Simple Hoe.

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Nyehs: 8Th Grade Was A Wild Time For Me

Blue-Eyed-Hanji: Dad-Butts: Tinyrocketeer: Dad-Butts: Tinyrocketeer: Tinyrocketeer: I Must Attract A Mate With My Mating Call Where Is My Mate A Mate Has Been Attracted They Use The Charms Of Rad Shades To Reciprocate Your Seduction How

Catesstrophe: Today A Dude Slammed My Finger On Accident Because He Was Closing A Metal Drawer I Had My Fingers In And I Was On Drive Through And I Literally Screamed Into The Headset And The Lady Just Kept Ordering Her Drink As I Was Trying To Hush

Snorlaxatives: Why The Fuck Does Everyone In The Purge Movies Want To Kill People If Crime Was Legal I’d Find A Way To Erase My Student Debt And Also Probably Steal A Bunch Of New Clothes

Unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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Pyrrhic Victory

Sassykardashian: Sailingonsuccess: Sassykardashian: Science Side Of Tumblr How Do I Become A Jellyfish Jellyfish Have No Brains. You’re Already Pretty Close. Okay Wow

Vogelbird: Things I Like When People Use My Name In Conversation When People Say “This Reminded Me Of You!” When People Remember Little Things I Say/Do When People Genuinely Thank Me For Things I’ve Done For Them When I Think Of The Same Thing

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