what-mom: *googles “how to apply for a boyfriend”*

what-mom: googles “how to apply for a boyfriend”

Pyrrhic Victory

Fuckyeahpaganism: Hag Stones, Also Known As Holey Stones Or Witch Stones, Are Stones That Have A Naturally Occurring Hole And Are Usually Found Near Oceans And Other Bodies Of Water. They Are Said To Be Powerful Protection Talismans, And When Worn Or

Strivingking: When You’re Feeling Down And Out, Real Friends Be Like

Girl Almighty

Tiredestprincess: &Amp;Ldquo;Why Do You Want To Take A Picture Of That Store&Amp;Rdquo; - My Mom

Bombing: Mom? Yeah Hey Its Me. I Just Called To—What? Yeah I’m Doing Fine Thanks. Listen I Was Playing Call Of Duty And This Kid Said Some Really Shocking Things About You And I Just Had To Confirm That They Weren’t True

Hahaha Wait What?

And When You Have Waited—-Has It Made You Sure?

Circleofthemoon: Circleofthemoon: I Fucking Love This One Picture About Megaman 9 Where You Have All The Robots Underwater In A Submarine And Then Theres Concrete Man Just In A Really Stiff Pose Slowly Floating Into The Abyss Rip

Oponions: :&Amp;Lt;

Agirlnamedagnes: This Is What My Husband And I Purchased At The Grocery Store The Other Day. We Don’t Have Kids. We Are Adults. We Pay Bills. And Drink Water From A Whale.

Girl Almighty

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