me: *pretends to look at phone but really looking at my own damn titties*

me: pretends to look at phone but really looking at my own damn titties

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A Simple Hoe.

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Dominospizzadelivery: Are We Talking About Loading My Blog Or My Life Here, Tumblr?

Bontomato: Bye Oh My God

Ugly: How To Describe A Spoon

Tigerhazard: Jamdoughnutmagician: There Is Not One Search Term Here That Isn’t Magical I Know Ive Reblogged This Before At Least Twice But I Decided To Read Through The Entire Thing This Time And Im In Pain From How Hard I Am Laughing Please Forgive

J6: You Never Realize How Weird You Are Till You Have The House To Yourself

Lady-Dixon: Nicki Minaj Is Actually One Of My Favorite People. I Watched Like 5 Minutes Of American Idol, And This Kid Was….Not So Good. While Everyone Else Was Laughing At Him, She Comforted Him, Told Him To Come To The Desk And Held His Hand As She

Forever

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