Note to self: Get the car washed after the blizzard this weekend. Thanks, Adele Stephens!

Note to self: Get the car washed after the blizzard this weekend. Thanks, Adele Stephens!

Adele Stephens Misses A Lot Of Spots And No One Cares.

Ask Adele About The Hot Wax Special.

Madame Maggie Green Cordially Invites You To Her Unveiling. Black Tie Required - For The First 10 Minutes.

Gather &Amp;Lsquo;Around, Kids. This Is How We Viewed Gorgeous Women With Spectacular Bustlines Back In The Day. Yep, Magazines. You Had To Go Into Dicey Stationary Stores And Magazine Stands And Reach For The Titles That We So High Up That You Needed To

Candy Loving, Playboy, The Big70S.

I Really Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Expect Tiffany Towers&Amp;Rsquo; Breasts To Be This Soft.

Tiffany Towers Is The Best Office Administrator Ever.

Funny, I Thought Ellen Was An Ass Man.

Pope Benedict To Step Down. Go Google &Amp;Ldquo;Things That Happen Every 600 Years.&Amp;Quot;

In My Version Of Cast Away, Tiffany Towers Washes Ashore Tom Hanks&Amp;Rsquo; Island Instead Of That Plastic Door.

Dominican Poison A.k.a. Miss Izzy Is The Best Alarm Clock Ever.

Kelly Madison, I Presume?