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meladoodle: I’m practicing my standup routine to my teddies and they’re heckling me. I’m fucked

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Have Courage &Amp; Be Kind

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Half Boy Half Robot Half Ravioli

Pyrrhic Victory

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Svveden: Last Night After My Girlfriend And I Had Sex She Looked Me Straight In The Eye And Said “Good Job Sheriff” And Made Guns With Her Hands

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