carisi-rollins: @RestingPlatypus: I went to the store to buy some household supplies but ended up buying Star Wars Legos instead. #adult

carisi-rollins: @RestingPlatypus: I went to the store to buy some household supplies but ended up buying Star Wars Legos instead. #adult

Emotional Dysregulation

Reinventingthekarmicwheel: Girl: I Love You Me: Welcome To The Club Girl: Gets Offended And Walks Away Me: …U Were The First Member Like If U Cried

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Strokes-At-Your-Door: Ladies And Gentlemen, The Coolest Dad On Earth

Mxcleod: I Hate Couples Where Both Of Them Are Extremely Attractive

Swanqueenidiot: Okay So The Colbert Report Posted A Link To The Ellen Page Interview, Right And I Was Already Happy It Was A Fan Favorite. But The Comments I Mean It’s Just Too Great Adam And Eve Not Adam And Maple Leaf

All Smiles Here

Zackisontumblr: I Have Arrived

Blumpkinbread: Existentialismandmakeup: Miikachu: Onlylolgifs: High Five New York See? Now This Is A Prank. Something Silly And Good Intentioned And Actually Funny. Not Groping Poor, Unsuspecting Girls. A+ Pic Use

Antfucker98: Myonteru: Just Because You Dont Like Being Around Black People Doesnt Makes You Racist Jfc Yeah It Yeah It Really Does

Everything In The World Is Exactly The Same

Axelvalentine: Whenever I Try To Impress Someone:

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