obscurebourgeoisie: don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days 15 days have come and gone and i am still asian

obscurebourgeoisie: don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days 15 days have come and gone and i am still asian

Dietcrush: My Friend’s Dog Was Sick And Couldn’t Get Up So They Were Gonna Put Him Down And As His Final Supper They Got Him A Big Mac And When The Dog Smelled It He Shot Up And Ate It In One Bite And Lived For Three More Years

Meowvgonspengler: Do You Ever Shift In Bed Slightly And Suddenly Youre In The Most Perfect Sleeping Position Ever And You Feel Like The Fucking Planets Are Aligned

Let’s Get Into It

Misandry-Mermaid: Stfueverything: Kanaya-Maryammm-Or-Fmmm: Many Of The Things Wrong With The World Can Be Summed Up In This Comment How Do People Still Find This Joke Funny? Sandwich Jokes Are A Product Of Men Feeling Intimidated By Women Who Are

Gothgirlsgotogivenchy: Fuckyeahfeminists: Buzzfeed: Chris Brown Sitting Down While Frank Ocean Receives His Award Just To Remind Everyone In America’s He’s The Absolute Worst. Whatever, Cb. This Will Always Be In Infamy &Amp;Amp; Comfort Me (Somewhat)

Kiasherria: Merry Christmas! ( ^W^ ) In This Time Of Year, I Just Have To Draw Jack Frost Cutie!

Baetoul: Guys….Be Careful Who You Talk To And Trust On The Internet. I Know We’re All Super Casual About It Now And Give People Our Numbers And Feel Like Best Friends But You Can Be Fooled. If Someone Is Pressuring You About Something You’re Not

Troyesivan: Its Kinda Scary When You Waste An Entire Day Doing Nothing And Time Just Passes

Hotcheetoprincess: Janemba: Stunningpicture: Massive Male Red Kangaroo (6’7”) At Sunset. Fuck Kangaroos I’m Screaming He Is Swole For Absolutely No Reason

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Patterfuck: I Eat Romantic Shit Up. If I Were Asked To Just Sit On A Roof And Look At The Stars Id Probably Internally Combust

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