champzagne: okay so my battery is dead ! it’s me zayn and it wasn’t photoshop those are my real muscles just to clarify haha

champzagne: okay so my battery is dead ! it’s me zayn and it wasn’t photoshop those are my real muscles just to clarify haha

Yzarry: What If Zayn Is Out Here…Running A 1D Fan Tumblr And Posting Fake Selfies To Fool Us…What If He Is Catfishing Us For The Sake Of Finding New Twitter Icons And Keeping Himself Updated…I Dont Trust Any Of U Right Now Where U At Zayn

Batreaux: Well, Son, I Deeply Misunderstood Your Birthday Request For Cod But We Still Need To Eat All This Fish

With A Big Iron On His Hip

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Appleznbananaz: There’s Exercises For Lazy People??????? Maybe I’ll Actually Get Fit Now

Jerkofficial: Looking Back At Your First Url

Vinegod: Chill Out Mom It’s Cool. By The Gabbie Show

Memeguy-Com: Did Someone Violate My Cranberries

Artichokehold: Those Jerks At Culinary School Always Called Me A Weanie But Look At Me Now

Khazarqueen: Antimodernfeminism: I Made A Couple Graphs To Help Show How Modern Feminism Is Fucking Shit Up. As We All Know Women Have Exactly 5 Privilege. If We Don’t Stop Those Evil Feminist They Will Have 9 Privilege

They/Them

Itsdrickibytch: Iconic

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