My maid Maria Moore has a unique way of waxing the wood floors.

My maid Maria Moore has a unique way of waxing the wood floors.

A Young Danni Ashe Plans Her Empire. This Might Be From 1994, I Think. In A Few Years She Would Sell Danni.com For Millions Right Before The First Tech Bubble Burst In The New Millennium. Smart Lady.

Jana Defy&Amp;Rsquo;S Hand Bra Never Goes Out Of Style Or Needs Special Drycleaning.

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Wifey Has Some Natural Problems Finding Shade For All Of Herself.

Bettie Ballhaus Knows How To Break Up A Busy Pattern.

This Is Another Fine Mesh You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Put Us In, Lorna Morgan!

This Pinstripe Number Might Be The Big Bust Outfit Of The Year For Me. Love It.

I Am Seeing A Theme Here.

Just Erica Campbell, Hanging Around And Looking Perfect.

Like Real Breasts, This Is Designed For Kids Only. In Other News, I Was Born Too Late.

You Weren&Amp;Rsquo;T Really Going To Mow The Lawn This Afternoon, Were You?

Hey, Leanne Crow, You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Blocking The Hallway. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Late For Work And You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Taking Off Your Clothes For Some Reason. I Have Deadlines, Dear! Oh Okay, I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Stay Home.

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