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SI swimsuit model and gorgeousness-haver Samantha Hoopes has everything in hand.

SI swimsuit model and gorgeousness-haver Samantha Hoopes has everything in hand.

SI swimsuit model and gorgeousness-haver Samantha Hoopes has everything in hand.

Throwback Thursday: A Blast From The Late Big90S, It’s Stephanie Dahl. 

Throwback Thursday: A Blast From The Late Big90S, It’s Stephanie Dahl. 

When I Heard The News That Prince Had Died This Week I Had A Flashback To One My Most Cherished Erotic Memories. I Was In A Strip Club Back In The Big90S. It Was A Bright Spring Day After A Brutal Winter And You Could Feel That Things Were Warming Up.

When I Heard The News That Prince Had Died This Week I Had A Flashback To One My

Danni Ashe Working On Her Core. 

Danni Ashe Working On Her Core. 

Lisa Lipps Rises To The Occasion. 

Lisa Lipps Rises To The Occasion. 

Danni Ashe Getting Ready For Sunday Brunch. Glorious.

Danni Ashe Getting Ready For Sunday Brunch. Glorious.

We Hired A New Landscaper, Guys. This Is Going To Be A Fun Spring.

We Hired A New Landscaper, Guys. This Is Going To Be A Fun Spring.

Brandi Robbins Wants To Skip Church This Fine Sunday Morning - What A Sinner!

Brandi Robbins Wants To Skip Church This Fine Sunday Morning - What A Sinner!

Rise And Shine, Gang. It’s Monday And Danni Ashe Has A Plan.

Rise And Shine, Gang. It’s Monday And Danni Ashe Has A Plan.

Si’s Twitter Feed Informs Me That Kate Upton Eats Donuts While Working Out. So Do I - But I Usually Skip The Whole Exercising Thing. 

Si’s Twitter Feed Informs Me That Kate Upton Eats Donuts While Working Out. So

Scottish National Party Enthusiast Danni Ashe Bares It All For Independence. Nice Tartans, Lassie.

Scottish National Party Enthusiast Danni Ashe Bares It All For Independence. Nice

Lorna Fucking Morgan - Just Fucking Perfect.

Lorna Fucking Morgan - Just Fucking Perfect.

Wee Lass Danni Ashe Is Cheeky In Tartan.

Wee Lass Danni Ashe Is Cheeky In Tartan.

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