musclecorps:

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Daddiestwinksandbara

Daddiestwinksandbara

Shawsbear:clownboybebop:we Put Some Dill And A Little Lemon On That Bad Boy, What Happens Next Will Slap Your Balls Clear Into Next Tuesday

Burnt-Toaster-Waffles:i Think One Of The Funniest Things About “Ok Boomer” Is The Fact That They Used “Millennial” As An Insult For Years And It Was Ok But We Start Giving Them A Taste Of Their Own Medicine And It’s Suddenly The End Of The World.

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Tyrannosaurus-Rex: Insomniac-Arrest: Bard Is A Combat Class Which Is True Bc I’ve Never Met Anyone In Marching Band That Didn’t Want To Throw Down Playing Tuba In Marching Band Means You Can Power Walk 2 Miles Backwards On Your Toes In 16 Minutes

Kurapikawithagun: Aregularboy: Kurapikawithagun: [Has Exactly Three Tasks To Complete Before Work] [Panics]

Mauvengrey: Morthils: Scotchtapeofficial: Some Ppl Who Grew Up With Siblings Didnt Rly Grow Up With Siblings. Like If You And Your Brother Are 10 Yrs Apart U Just Dont Get It… If You Had Siblings Within 3Yrs Of Your Age You Had The Genuine Experience

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Sapphic-Thots: A Man: Stretches And His Shirt Rides Up To Show His Stomach Me, Cold And Touch Starved: Oh… Tumby

Thesaddestchorusgirlintheworld: Greedyraptor: I Wish I Had 2 Lungs So I Could Smoke Weed While I’m Smoking Weed I Wish This Relatable Character Hadn’t Been Cut Out Of The Wizard Of Oz

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