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Arachnocomrnunism: Pearl-Apologism: Nagisakaworu: Pearl Has Been Shown To Be A Responsible And Law Abiding Driver. Do You Think She’s Licensed? Do You Think Pearl Went To The Dmv To Get Her Drivers License? I Mean If She’s Intent On Obeying Traffic

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Baebleye: Boredpanda: Elevated Bus That Drives Above Traffic Jams Naughty Children Will Be Subjected To The Car Swallower To Atone For Their Sins

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Apolloadama: Bigpapaonatrain: This My Bebe. Bebe Is Bigger Than Me. Strong Bebe Ok Friends I Wanted To Confirm This Story’s Accuracy Before Reblogging So I Googled It And Yes It’s True And Also The Mom Cat Raised The Lynx Baby Alongside Her Kitten

Algrenion: “I Wish I Lived In The Country Side!” No U Dont. You Dont Want To Have To Drive An Hour Just To Get Some Mcdonalds. There Is Nothing To Do Here And Everyone Is Racist. My Neighbour’s Chickens Got Stolen Last Week

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