bumblebeebats: rockplush: rockplush: tonight i laughed at a video of irish people trying to get a bat out of their kitchen for like 20 minutes until i had a stitch you’re doing great you’re doing great

bumblebeebats: rockplush: rockplush: tonight i laughed at a video of irish people trying to get a bat out of their kitchen for like 20 minutes until i had a stitch you’re doing great you’re doing great

Classichorrorblog: Hocus Pocusdirected By Kenny Ortega (1993)

All Of The Things

Nuevayor: Demigirldemigoddess: Garuru: Nuevayor: Contact Lenses Are Really Just Bras For Ur Eyeball Titties I Can’t Do This Anymore This Is The Post That Will Make Me Leave This Website. I Cannot Live Knowing This And I Will Never Wear Contacts Again.

Spongebob Squarepants

Tastefullyoffensive: (Via Pixelfreckles)

Thenatsdorf: “Did Someone Call For A Good Boy?” Via Majornuisance

Thecreach: How-To-Be-A-Sad-Bitch: Kathereal: Tastefullyoffensive: “Moooom! …Can You Get My Toy For Me?” (Via Qoolove520) The Baby Yell She’s Such A Patient Mom That’s One Of The Most Adorable Things I’ve Ever Seen.

Official-Morrissey: Florky: Systern32: Vanillafaceman: Dapu Ftnk

Mistahmuffins:who The Fuck Did Thi Si Can ‘T Br Eathe

Lethal-Cuddles: Joekewlio: Thelittlevalkyriethatcould: Ad-Hominem-Sappies: Ihadsuchhighhopes: Hannibals-Cheekbones: While All These Douche Bros Tweet About How Hugh Hefner Was Badass For Getting So Much “Pussy” And Having Young “Bitches”

Transgenderism Is Lit

Kompanie-Mutter: Ultrafacts: Sources: [X] [X] Follow Ultrafacts For More Facts! “This Isn’t Nearly Shitty Enough, These Guys Can’t Be Real Soviets”

doubleanal doublebarrelblowjobs