Idk. These are just funny to me. They aren’t sexy, but this is my blog and I may post irrelevant non-boner causing things.

Idk. These are just funny to me. They aren’t sexy, but this is my blog and I may post irrelevant non-boner causing things.

Something That Pisses Me Off: I Just Read A Comment That Said Something Along The Lines Of &Quot;I'm Going To Meet Up With A Sophisticated Black Lady This Weekend.&Quot; Ok. Here's My Issue: The Fact That This Person Needed To Clarify That This Woman Happens To

James Deen Tweeted Me Twice&Amp;Hellip;Again. Same Night. Apparently Even He Thinks I&Amp;Rsquo;M Dirty :P

If I Was Thinner Or Had A Better Body, I'd Probably Do Porn. Not For A Career Though. I Want Kink.com! It's Like Walking Distance From My House!

It Honestly Bothers Me When People Are Like: The Only Reason You Could Possibly Have For Not Showing Your Face On This Blog Is That You're Ugly.

My Amazon Sexxx Toy Wishlist

Two Dicks In One Night. 15 Minutes In Between Them And Neither Knew About The Other. Fucked Yesterday Too. Will Share Details About All. Started A New Story Today. :) So Much Weed. I So High.

This Fifty Shades Of Grey Shit Is So Not Anything Special. I Write Better Erotica (Why Lie?) And The Idea Of A Powerful Man Using A Young Slut Is Nothing New. I Don't Understand The Hype.

My Naughty Night- June 16Th.

Eating Latkes (לאַטקע)..... Told You I'm Jewish.

Thesexqueen

What I Did To My Bed This Morning. Porn Does This To Me. Look How Classy I Am, Messing Up My 600 Thread Count Ralph Lauren Sheets. Spoiled As Fuck.

Getting So Many Porn/Modeling Offers, It's Crazy! Now I Have To Decide Whether To Do It Or Not?

GentlemenGW Gfurcomics