Steve-O is my sprit animal.

Steve-O is my sprit animal.

That’s Why I Hate It.

Seriously Though, Can Someone Be My Boyfriend Now? Just Be Good To Me Please.

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I’m Such A Dork These Are The People I Follow On Twitter And This Is The Shit That Gets Me Really Excited. So Cool. I’d Love The Poem.

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I Hope My Husband Lends Me Out To His Friends. Gangbangs Please Darling Instead Of Dinner Parties?

Dear Future Bf, I Can Be One Of The Guys If Need Be. Drink Beer, Jack Off, Watch Sports, Play Video Games. I Do It All Already. And All That Other Gender Stereotype Shit. But Id Never Be Offended If You Wanted A Real Guys Night As Long As You Come Back

I Just Found A Gold Mine Of My Nudes On My Computer, That I Haven't Seen For A While. If You Want Me To Post Them Like This, So I Can Decide If Its Worth It!

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