When you're trying to save your phone or computer from dying you feel like a surgeon trying to save someone having a heart attack.

When you're trying to save your phone or computer from dying you feel like a surgeon trying to save someone having a heart attack.

Marilyn Monroe Was The Second Coming Of The Messiah, She's Still Alive And She Runs The Illuminati.

I Giggle When My Ketchup Bottle Farts.

Masturbating With One Hand, Vaporizing My Ganja With The Other Hand, Watching A Trippy Stephen Hawking Documentary, Narrarted By Benedict Cumberbatch Good Life.

I Love You So Much I'd Stay With You Far After You Can't Get Hard Anymore.

So I Just Ended Like A Month Long Conversation With A Follower, Jordan Williams According To His Gmail. It Amazes Me How Stupid, And Pathetic Some Humans Can Be. So In Denial. A Grown Man Too...i'd Rather Die Than Raise A Human Being Like That.

When You're So High You Try To Pick Your Nipple Up Because You Think It's A Piece Of Popcorn.

It's Been A Crazy Night. I'll Never Understand Men, But I Sure Do Hope One Of Them Understands Me Someday.

Bong Rips And Spy Kids 2.

Found Out Today That I Have To Have Surgery. I've Never Had Surgery. So, Please Be Understanding That I Won't Be Posting Much For A While Also Due To The Fact That The Past Few Days Have Been Emotionally Devastating.

I Just Realized I Really Want To Fuck A Couple Of Girls With A Strapon.

Since No One Wants To Follow Me On Twitter, Guess That Means No Naughty Video!

I've Finally Realized I'm A Gordonramsay-Sexual.

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