kikmessenger: if we’re dating and u have a trampoline I will most likely bounce on it more than I bounce on u Trust me on this… NEVER COMBINE THOSE TWO… getting the rhythm is near impossible… and theres a good chance your penis

kikmessenger: if we’re dating and u have a trampoline I will most likely bounce on it more than I bounce on u Trust me on this… NEVER COMBINE THOSE TWO… getting the rhythm is near impossible… and theres a good chance your penis

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Fucking Owned! Hahahhaah! Xd

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Shavingryansprivates: Lays Down To Take A Nap Wakes Up 8 Hours Later Pissed Off And Confused

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