How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now This would probably work on 2% of the population… I don’t recommend it.

How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now This would probably work on 2% of the population… I don’t recommend it.

Digimoron: So I Was Getting On The Bus Today And To Guide Myself I Grab The Seats But I Missed And Grabbed The Top Of This Lil Middle Schoolers Head Like A Claw Machine He Cried

Wanktissue: Remember That Time I Worked In A Shoe Store And I Asked A Guy If He Needed A Hand And He Held Up One Of His Arms And He Didn’t Have A Hand And He Said “Clearly” And Laughed Really Hard And I Didn’t Know What To Do

Advice-Animal: I Thought It Was Cute At First…Http://Advice-Animal.tumblr.com/

Holy Fuck. It Happened&Amp;Hellip;. I Know That Broad. =O Hyper Fap

Ahahah. I Hope My Daughters Are This Cool.

Exercise.

Bored.

Maimedbologna: Sets Your Dick Pic As Your Contact Photo

Party Naked

Unsuccessfulmetalbenders: It Is Mid Fucking September Im Supposed To Be Waking Up To A Cold Morning Chill And The Smell Of Pumpkin Flavored Everything And Thinking Abt What Toasty Ass Sweater Im Gonna Wear Not Waking Up Feeling As Though Satan Has Been

Im Reblogging This And I Dont Have A Good Reason. Just Enjoy It And Dont Judge Me.

Thediaryofafitbitch: I Don’t Know About You But I’d Love To Live Longer So This Doesn’t Seem Like Too Much To Ask For A Couple Extra Years Added To My Lifespan :) ^ I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T How You People Spend So Much Time Thinking About The Future.

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