Do you ever just think to yourself “If I can get laid on a semi-regular basis… anyone can.”?

Do you ever just think to yourself “If I can get laid on a semi-regular basis… anyone can.”?

Fleshprince: Shocking New Discovery: You Are Very Cute. Scientists Everywhere Are Blushing

Flaffy: But You Reblogged My Post That Means You Like Me Right I Pretty Much Assume This Every Time&Amp;Hellip;

Light Of My Life, Fire Of My Loins.

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Unsuccessfulmetalbenders: People Who Get Kissed In The Rain Have Some Nerve Like I Cant Even Get Kissed Under Normal Circumstances I Hope Ur Bitch Ass Catches Pneumonia

Jacobshutup: Im Jealous Of People Who Can Have Fun Colored Hair And Look Good

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Funsubstance: Great Prank

This Is Basically Me Trying To Catch Fireflies&Amp;Hellip;

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Gllob: A Homeless Guy Just Said To Me “Do You Tell Jokes To Make People Laugh Or To Make People Think You’re Funny” And That Is The Most Profound Shit Ive Ever Experienced

Spoken-Not-Written: The Next Time You Think You’re Lonely, Just Remember You Have About 25 Billion White Blood Cells In Your Body Protecting Your Sorry Little Ass With Their Life. You Have 25 Billion Friends Who Would Die For You. No Need For Tears.

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