kisslng: this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

kisslng: this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

Blow Yourself

Hahahaha. Xoxoxoxox

Carry-On-My-Wayward-Butt: Apuarius: Today My Dad Told Me He Was Hungry And I Looked At Him And Said “Hey Hungry I’m Daughter” And He Was Kinda Shocked &Amp;Ldquo;They’re Becoming Self Aware&Amp;Rdquo; The Fathers Mutter Amongst Themselves At The Dad

Latestfunnystuff: Turkey Problems At Thanksgiving Time…

Cieply: Im Gonna Like Ur Selfie Even If U Didnt Like Mine To Show Whos The Better Person

The-Tardis-Impala-And-221B: (X) I Have No Idea Who These People Are Or What This Is From. A Tv Show?? I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Care&Amp;Hellip; Its Fucking Hilarious By Itself. =)

Myreligioniskindness: Explosion2: Myreligioniskindness: My Brother Tried To Pick Up A Banana To Make It Look Like He Was Talking On The Phone But All The Bananas In The Bunch Came With It And He Just Looked At Me And Went “I Guess It’s A Conference

Modenue: I’m Sorry, But That Drive Thru Person Is Me.

Rockandrolljinglebells: Rockandrolljinglebells: There’s A Guy In Homegoods Strutting Around With A White Fur Bathmat Around His Shoulders And His Like 14 Yo Daughter Is Following Him Begging Him To Stop Because People Are Staring And She’s Embarrassed

Orlandobloomers: Aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden: Davegrohlgetinmybed: Theres Nothing Sexier Than A Guy Playing Guitar A Girl Playing Guitar A Tyrannosaurus Rex Playing Guitar, Struggling To Strum With Its Tiny Arms, Fueled By Rage And An Inner Desire

Bitterassfandom: Exoterical: Bitterassfandom: Bitterassfandom: Hot Singles In Your Area I Hate Kraft Singles And I Spent Five Dollars On These Things And Had To Wash This Pan By Hand To Make This Joke This Deserves More Than 17 Notes Goddammit Its

Dude&Amp;Hellip; Mad Game.

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