shimmerest: sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me

shimmerest: sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me

Couldweopenupthispitplease: Goatcorporation: This Is Probably The Only Sex Gif I Will Every Reblog, Because For Some Reason I Feel Like It’s More Than Just Sex. I Don’t Know If It’s How They’re Actually Looking At One Another Or The Way They

Weavemunchers: The Best 5 Seconds Of My Life Are When I Wake Up And Have No Idea I’m A Human Or Have Responsibilities

Necrophilic: When Ur Being Dramatic For Humorous Effect And Someone’s Like ‘Wow Calm Down’ This. =_=

Ignore Me

Cokeflow: Cumleak: Cokeflow: Me Pretending To Be In The Snuggie Commercial Ft. Mom Omg You’re Mother Seriously Looks Like She’s Running Low On Hope Her And My Dog Both

Cumber-Bitches: Idonthavefriendsjawn: Cumber-Bitches: Cumber-Bitches: Lucynthiaritonia: Cumber-Bitches: Attempts To Make A Really Funny Text Post That Gets Lots Of Notes Sarcastic Comment That Attempts To Make Text Post Funnier *Supernatural

Monstersandbears: Love-Loss-And-Hope: Steve-Spaghetti: Renirabbit: Pizzalecki: Pkmnbreederbrianna: Togamijail: Chandra75: Im-Sherlocked-In-My-Mindpalace: Socially-Awkward-Supervillian: Fun Fact: Cheetahs Only Attack Prey That Runs Jesus That

Jaclcfrost: You Know You’ve Hit Rock Bottom When

Srsfunny: This Will Make Everything So Much Better…Http://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/ Or Maybe If All You Fucktards Started Voting Responsibly And Intelligently&Amp;Hellip; Ya&Amp;Hellip;. That&Amp;Rsquo;D Probably Help&Amp;Hellip; Hahahahaha. I Love How You People Trash

D'aw!

Sharonosbourne: “Why Are You Taking Your Laptop Into The Bathroom”

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