partybarackisinthehousetonight: when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

partybarackisinthehousetonight: when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

Diamondsonmygrill: Me Leaving School On Fridays Me Every Time Some Woman Views My Profile On A Dating Site But Is Too Chicken Shit To Message Me&Amp;Hellip;

Advice-Animal: Oh Lawdy Lawdadvice-Animal.tumblr.com

Srsfunny: Couples Be Like…Http://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/

Playstation2Chainz: What If Puppies Could Fly &Amp;Hellip;.. Puppy Wings&Amp;Hellip;. With Honey Garlic Sauce.

Reblog If You Want One Of These In Your Askbox:

Hahahahaha, Not As Good As Call Me Maybe But Still, Fucking Hilarious. I Love That Guy.

Saltandvinegarcrisps: I Have An Essay About Uganda Due Tomorrow And This Is All I Have So Far

Awesomephilia: Dad: Kate, You’re Adoptedme: More Like Adapted!!I Evolve Into A Charizard. Darwin Smiles From His Grave

Partybarackisinthehousetonight: Be Careful What You Post Online Because Future Employers Might See It And Want To Hang Out With You Because You’re So Cool

Thatpengguy: Okay So In Class Today I Was Bored And I Decided To Draw A Cyberman Head But Sadly I Had No Clue As To How To Draw A Cyberman Body So Instead I Made A Slight Compromise That Pickup Line Then Came To Me As I Gazed At My Masterpiece

Mortari: My Tshirts Arrived, Joyous Day! :D (In Which I Am Uncomfortable Having My Picture Taken And Have Derp! Face)

Darkskiesareapproaching: How Evil Are You?!!

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