lol…. This describes just about every man who’s ever been turned down. With varying degrees of intensity.

lol…. This describes just about every man who’s ever been turned down. With varying degrees of intensity.

Larry-Lovatic: Tittyfig: Tittyfig: Why Is Santa’s Sack So Big? Because He Only Comes Once A Year No

Awesomephilia: Can You Get Fired From Tumblr? If That Were Even Remotely Possible This Place Would Be A Ghost Town&Amp;Hellip;.

Danamobileosef: How I Pick Up Girls…

Goodbyemisery: I Went Into A Whole Foods And Got To Hear A Woman Arguing With A Guy At The Meat Counter Because She Wanted Grass Fed Organic Chicken And He Was Desperately Trying To Explain To Her That Chickens Don’t Eat Grass

Homumado: ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Hello I Am A Bear Do Not Say Bad Things Please ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ My Bear Ears Are Very Sensitive To Mean Words ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Be Kind &Amp;Hellip;. Eat Shit And Die Bear. =)

Nevertinselasleepindragon: This Is Important

Srsfunny: Beyond Awkward…Http://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/ Hope She Was Hot.

Srsfunny: These Kids Are Going Places…Http://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/ Legitimate Use Of Time If I Ever Saw It.

Eluting: Honestly The Ideal Date Would Be Eating Takeout Chinese In Our Pjs While Watching Netflix And You Play With My Hair Fuckin&Amp;Rsquo; Amen.

Coolbloqqer: Last Year This Kid Had Some Water Damage On This Math Textbook And When He Turned It In At The End Of The Year The Teacher Asked Him How It Had Gotten It Wet And He Looked Her Straight In The Eye And Said “From My Tears”

Shejla21: Just Got My New Tattoo Today. Those Words On My Skin Show My Love And Loyalty To Jesus Christ. May You All Will Find The Right Path Like I Did. Peace And Happiness, My Friends &Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Hellip; The Joke Is The Google Search&Amp;Hellip; Right?

Zena-Aria: Skyvinci: Zena-Aria: Sometimes I Feel Good About Myself B) Zena Is Gorgeous Aw Shucks! Hair. &Amp;Lt;3

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