captain-peachy: whynotstyless: nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes: “wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?” “wow! who taught you how to make that?” “wow! who taught you-” why do you know so much about sex why

captain-peachy: whynotstyless: nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes: “wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?” “wow! who taught you how to make that?” “wow! who taught you-” why do you know so much about sex why

Srsfunny: Lucky Enough To Have Met This Man…Http://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/ Very True. Also Very Fucking Unimportant Because Women Dont Give A Shit. =)

Agrownupgeekgirl: Red Monika Strikes From The Past By Pant I&Amp;Rsquo;D Let Her Ride Me.

Awesomephilia: Heliolisk: Im So Jealous Of People Who Are Satisfied With 8 Hours Of Sleep I’m Lucky To Even Get Anything Close To 8 Hours Of Sleep Why Would You Want To Get 8 Hours? Sleep Is The Enemy&Amp;Hellip; You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Only Gonna Live A Hundred

Mooseinmytardis: Yourdarlinglittlesammy: I Just Tried To Take A Picture With My Phone To Show My Buddy How My Cat Has Become Completely Enamored With The New Mirror On The Back Of My Bedroom Door, And Instead I Seemed To Have Inadvertently Caught A

Countingtoabillionslow: Is Anyone Else Completely Terrified By The Concept That You Could, Someday, Meet Someone Who Actually Genuinely Wants To Spend The Rest Of Their Life In Love With You? Never Happen. Shrug So No.

Foreveralone-Lyguy: Sarcastic—Comment: Foreveralone-Lyguy: What If Tumblr Posts Were Scratch-And-Sniff This One Smells Like Failure Yo You Wanna Go I&Amp;Rsquo;D Probably Follow Far Less Porn Blogs&Amp;Hellip;

Svveden: Majorhayniac: Svveden: I’m So Straight I Refuse To Turn On Curves. Its Been Days And I’m Running Out Of Gas. I Wish I Could Get Home Just Go In Reverse…. I’m Not Gay I Don’t Put It In The Rear

Tenderdean: All-Direction-Blind: Tenderdean: How Do You Act Around People Who Dont Like Star Trek Follow The Prime Directive And Don’t Interfere With Underdeveloped Societies Omg Lmao&Amp;Hellip;. Nice.

Caesarpleaser: Blockbuster Went Out Of Business, Which Shocked Everyone Because We All Thought They Already Did Three Years Ago Hahahaha So Fucking True.

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Cokeflow: Music In Public Bathrooms Should Be Louder And Mandatory

Awkwardvagina: I Have An Alarm App On My Laptop That Has An Option To Take A Photo Of You When The Alarm Goes Off So I Decided To Use It. Most Of The Photos Look Like These And Then Theres The Time I Was I Possessed Hahaha Ah Shit&Amp;Hellip;. That

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