awesomephilia: heliolisk: im so jealous of people who are satisfied with 8 hours of sleep i’m lucky to even get anything close to 8 hours of sleep Why would you want to get 8 hours? Sleep is the enemy… you’re only gonna live a hundred

awesomephilia: heliolisk: im so jealous of people who are satisfied with 8 hours of sleep i’m lucky to even get anything close to 8 hours of sleep Why would you want to get 8 hours? Sleep is the enemy… you’re only gonna live a hundred

Mooseinmytardis: Yourdarlinglittlesammy: I Just Tried To Take A Picture With My Phone To Show My Buddy How My Cat Has Become Completely Enamored With The New Mirror On The Back Of My Bedroom Door, And Instead I Seemed To Have Inadvertently Caught A

Countingtoabillionslow: Is Anyone Else Completely Terrified By The Concept That You Could, Someday, Meet Someone Who Actually Genuinely Wants To Spend The Rest Of Their Life In Love With You? Never Happen. Shrug So No.

Foreveralone-Lyguy: Sarcastic—Comment: Foreveralone-Lyguy: What If Tumblr Posts Were Scratch-And-Sniff This One Smells Like Failure Yo You Wanna Go I&Amp;Rsquo;D Probably Follow Far Less Porn Blogs&Amp;Hellip;

Svveden: Majorhayniac: Svveden: I’m So Straight I Refuse To Turn On Curves. Its Been Days And I’m Running Out Of Gas. I Wish I Could Get Home Just Go In Reverse…. I’m Not Gay I Don’t Put It In The Rear

Tenderdean: All-Direction-Blind: Tenderdean: How Do You Act Around People Who Dont Like Star Trek Follow The Prime Directive And Don’t Interfere With Underdeveloped Societies Omg Lmao&Amp;Hellip;. Nice.

Caesarpleaser: Blockbuster Went Out Of Business, Which Shocked Everyone Because We All Thought They Already Did Three Years Ago Hahahaha So Fucking True.

Yeehaw My Dudes

Cokeflow: Music In Public Bathrooms Should Be Louder And Mandatory

Awkwardvagina: I Have An Alarm App On My Laptop That Has An Option To Take A Photo Of You When The Alarm Goes Off So I Decided To Use It. Most Of The Photos Look Like These And Then Theres The Time I Was I Possessed Hahaha Ah Shit&Amp;Hellip;. That

Meladoodle: Where Can I Buy Some Thigh High Crocs &Amp;Hellip; Well Thats Just Disturbing. Unsees

Dashdrive: Date Idea: Feed Me Grapes And Fan Me With Giant Leaves While I Sit On A Couch In A Toga Only If It Ends In A Bj&Amp;Hellip;

Belllaavitaaa: I Don’t Know How Some Girls Are 100% Straight Like Have You Seen Girls

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