Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

Girls To Play With

Kyrridwen: 0% Personality 100% Bad Jokes My Charm In One Sentence. ^_^

Believable.

Highway-Moan: Zimbolt: Can You Feel The Tension? Walking On Eggshells Here That Shit Was The Worst. The Absolute Best Thing About Emus&Amp;Hellip;. Was The No Encounter Cheat. That Shit Was Gasmic.

Elise

Karlfranks: Fullcabs: Fuck I Like It When Posts Like This Are Actually True Zach Braff Did An Ama On Reddit A While Ago And Said The Script Would Sometimes Just Say “Then Neil Says Something Funny”

Omg-Pictures: Using Pennies To Tile My Bathroom Floor. Here’s What I Have So Far.http://Omg-Pictures.tumblr.com &Amp;Hellip;. Like&Amp;Hellip;. Im Not Sure Which Aspect Of This Depresses Me More&Amp;Hellip;

Suprachul: Nature/City/Vintage Blog That Follows Back Similar.

Srsfunny: Wine Cooler…Http://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/ I See What You Did There&Amp;Hellip;

Nestingdean: If A Small Child Talks To You And Your Instinct Is To Crouch Down So You Can Be At Their Eye Level, I Like You About 60% More Automatically

I Would Literally Pay Someone At This Point To Come Give Me A Back Rub. =_=

Its Gonna Take Me Like An Hour To Queue All These Posts. Sigh. Lets Do This Shit! Xd

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