sherlocksmyth: i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

sherlocksmyth: i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

Gnawruto: Foodtrucker: I Manage To Turn Everything Into Crap Wow Yes That’s Called Digestion

Aquaticwonder: Are You A Piece Of Art Because I’d Like To Nail You Up Against A Wall

Nosdrinker: My English Teacher Accused Me Of Plagiarizing An Essay I Wrote About My Own Life

Nicoleta-Vlad: 🔞🔞⚠⚠ Pe We Heart It.

Coolscar: I Havent Eaten An Apple In Days. The Doctors Are Closing In. My Barricade Wont Last Much Longer. Theyre Coming. Tell My Family I Love Them

Lindseybluth: I Hate Spotify Ads Because I Listen To Playlists In The Shower A Lot And There Is Nothing More Startling Than Being Completely Naked And Suddenly Hearing Lebron James Say “I’ll Tell You What Makes Me Thirsty”

Littleconor: Dink-182: Love My New Dress Fucking £3.99 Can’t Believe It. You Are Perfect Woow

Dink-182: The-Alist: Dink-182: Kennyfuckinpowers: She Looks Just Like Mars… Unless That Is Mars If You’re Trying To Say I Look Like A Planet. You’re Wrong. Sailor Mars Maybe Yes Yes Let’s Go With That, I Am Sailor Mars 🌙✨

Srsfunny: Butchers Used To Be Fabuloushttp://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/ This Is Only Half Right. It Had To Do With Horseback Riding&Amp;Hellip; Not Butchers.

Lol Pun Successful.

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Srsfunny: Apply Holy Water To Burnt Areahttp://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/ Ha. Win.

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