aquaticwonder: Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

aquaticwonder: Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Nosdrinker: My English Teacher Accused Me Of Plagiarizing An Essay I Wrote About My Own Life

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Coolscar: I Havent Eaten An Apple In Days. The Doctors Are Closing In. My Barricade Wont Last Much Longer. Theyre Coming. Tell My Family I Love Them

Lindseybluth: I Hate Spotify Ads Because I Listen To Playlists In The Shower A Lot And There Is Nothing More Startling Than Being Completely Naked And Suddenly Hearing Lebron James Say “I’ll Tell You What Makes Me Thirsty”

Littleconor: Dink-182: Love My New Dress Fucking £3.99 Can’t Believe It. You Are Perfect Woow

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Srsfunny: Butchers Used To Be Fabuloushttp://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/ This Is Only Half Right. It Had To Do With Horseback Riding&Amp;Hellip; Not Butchers.

Lol Pun Successful.

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