glitchdragon: Person: *insults me* me: ok bro whatevs person: *hits or insults my dog* me: *turns into FUCKING PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SATAN*

glitchdragon: Person: insults me me: ok bro whatevs person: hits or insults my dog me: turns into FUCKING PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SATAN

Hips. &Amp;Lt;3

Srsfunny: Have You Met A Chicken?Http://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/ I Worked At This Chicken Transpo Place Once&Amp;Hellip;. 2 Workers Were Killed In The Last Decade Doing That Job&Amp;Hellip; By A Chicken Each Time. One Chicken. Not Multiple&Amp;Hellip;. Shoulda

Coluring: Officialpigeon: You Can Literally Answer “That’s What The Government Wants You To Think” To Anything That’s What The Government Wants You To Think

Sound Advice.

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Advice-Animal: Joe Barton, Texas Representative Since 1985Http://Advice-Animal.tumblr.com/ Bill Nye Is Just Like&Amp;Hellip; &Amp;Ldquo;I Have A Sick Feeling You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Serious&Amp;Hellip; And I Am Entirely Unprepared For This Level Of Stupidity&Amp;Hellip; Please

Advice-Animal: The Triforce Of Lovehttp://Advice-Animal.tumblr.com/ Thats One Fucking Way To Win A Contest&Amp;Hellip; I Wonder If That Would Work On Any Contest&Amp;Hellip; Hmmm&Amp;Hellip;. Anyone Want To Try This With Me? ^_^

Psychofactz: No Shit. There Are Literally Enough People Stupid Enough To Believe This That They Wasted Money On A Study!? Ffs&Amp;Hellip; =_=

Sk-Interest: Sno-Cone: Never Posted This So Here How Are You So Perfect?! Hair. &Amp;Lt;3

Chickenshit: Real Birds Tweet On Twitter

Thebeastfromthebigeast: Quackenbuschlight: I Remember One Time This Dude Sent Me A Shirtless Pic With The Caption “Lol Maybe U Can Save This For A Rainy Day ;)” And I Was Like “For What? To Keep Me Dry? Because That’s What It’s Doing Right

Psychofactz: More Facts On Psychofacts :) More Actually.

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