highlyglamorous: just ordered pizza! “your pizza will be delivered in 1 hour”

highlyglamorous: just ordered pizza! “your pizza will be delivered in 1 hour”

Officialwhitemom: My One Hour Nap Turned Into A Six Hour Nap : The Novel

Officialfedex: I Have The Body Of A 20 Year Old Model It’s In My Fridge You Wanna See It

Embarrassmental: Narcotic: What If People Named Their Kids When They Turn 18 So The Kid Has A Name That Fits Its Personality

Paradisaic: When You’re A Two-Dimensional Dog Just Trying To Have Fun At A Three-Dimensional Playground

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Batman-Nolanverse: Westbor0Baptistchurch: Did Harlequin Just Invite Us To Eat Her Pussy?

I Don't Need Feminism

Benedictedcumberbabeof221: I’m British And I Can’t Even Make A Nice Cup Of Tea

Wordsandturds: I Was Looking For Free Furniture But Maybe Thats Not What I Was Meant To Find

Still Here

Jellysnack: Mulanies: Only A Canadian…. This Is Awesome Though. That’s What The Olympics Are Supposed To Be About. Ya Pretty Pathetic For The Rest Of The Planet If Its &Amp;Ldquo;Only A Canadian.&Amp;Rdquo; Hahaha&Amp;Hellip; Way To Insult Yerself. =D

Mangomamita: Best Look: Big T-Shirt No Bra Slutty Underwear And Ponytail

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