michaxl: *doesnt masturbate for one day* i am one with god Killed yourself huh? Ya. I don’t blame ya.

michaxl: doesnt masturbate for one day i am one with god Killed yourself huh? Ya. I don’t blame ya.

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Very-Sexythings: I Need To Have Sex Like Right Now

Shubbabang: So I Work At Target Now And One Of My Favorite Things To Do When I Hear Something In The Next Aisle Fall Is To Drop What I’m Doing And Stand At The End Of That Aisle Like So:

Sassybabushka: My Friend Knows Someone Who Keeps All Her Money In A Hollow Dildo. If You Don’t Think That’s Genius, Just Imagine A Robber Stealing From A Teenage Girl’s Room. Is He Going To Look In The Dildo? Is He Even Going To Want To Touch

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Wifipasswords: This Is Heartbreaking

Why Does A Woman Expect Me To Kiss Her After A 2 Hour Conversation Having Coffee? I Mean Fuck I Aint Gonna Kiss A Woman Because I Have To Or Im Expected To Because Its A First Date. I Will Fucking Kiss You Because I Want To. Geez.

Sorry I Haven&Amp;Rsquo;T Posted Much You Wondrous Friends O&Amp;Rsquo; Mine. I Will Get On That Tonight! Its Been A Crazy Week! Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Judge Me Too Harshly! ^_^

Areyouafraidofthedark: My Motivation In College Went From “Im Gonna Take Notes And Then Rewrite Them When I Get Out And Im Gonna Work Out Every Morning” To “Im Gonna Play Runescape During Class And Not Study At All And Then Im Gonna Do Drugs On

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