zombiecaptain: I’m a very quiet person until I play Mario Kart or have sex

zombiecaptain: I’m a very quiet person until I play Mario Kart or have sex

Lameborghini: Sphaghetti: Literally The Tightest Shit I Have Ever Learned On This Website Is That When U Spell The Word “Socks” Out Loud U Are Actually Saying The Spansih Phrase “It Is What It Is” Eso Si Que Es

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Srsfunny: Let It Go Human, It’s Minehttp://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/

Srsfunny: Sometimes You Can’t Do Anything About Ithttp://Srsfunny.tumblr.com/

Hamburgerprince: Bruh. Game Over. She’s Marrying That Guy And Having Really Talented Artistic Babies.

Aboutsocialjustice: Crush-The-Pastryarchy: Takashi0: Drejofvalenwood: Innmate: Mysharona1987: &Amp;Ldquo;I Have No Clue Why Women Are So Scared These Days.&Amp;Rdquo; Seriously Though Can We Just Say ‘Mentally Ill People Are Dangerous’ Instead Of

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Saying Some Stuff

Croutoncat: People Who Randomly Decide To Compliment You Are So Important Meh. Im Not A Nice Guy. But Compliments Cost Me Nothing And Everyone Deserves At Least One A Day. So Why Not. Shrug

Improbablenormality: Themarginistoosmall: The-Selfie-Of-Dorian-Gray: Alert: Alert: What Do U Call A Dog Thats A Magician A Labracadabrador… Un Magichien #France Wins This Round

Dislocatinq: I Have People Following Me On Tumblr That I Know In Real Life And That Scares Me Yaaaa&Amp;Hellip; I Kind Of Just Pretend They Dont Even Use Tumblr Anymore&Amp;Hellip; Then This One Reblogs My Shit Like&Amp;Hellip; Weekly&Amp;Hellip; But&Amp;Hellip; We Dont

Buffyxxwillow: Reason #8292928217762 Why I Love Patrick Stump Because He Regurgitates Pop Culture Political Views Without Prompting? Hahaha&Amp;Hellip; Ya I Can See How That Would Be Likable.

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