buttsweats: where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

buttsweats: where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

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Dutchster:why Do Shampoo Bottles Weigh Hardly Anything But When You Drop Them In The Shower They Turn Into A Meteor

Lovely Mess

Lightskintgawd:therorasaurus: So My Dad’s Friend Was Bartending And Saw A Guy Put Something In A Girl’s Drink So While The Guy Turned Around He Switched Their Drinks And Watched The Guy Roofie Himself. Not All Heroes Wear Capes. He Would Have

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Livingdeadmermaid:&Amp;Ldquo;I Miss Your Hand Prints On My Skin&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Hellip; Cock Twitch

I Really Have To Stop Crushing On My Roomy&Amp;Rsquo;S Friend Immediately. Hahahaha&Amp;Hellip; Its Distracting And Im Not Her Type. I Shall Fap This Feeling Into Submission! Muahahahahahaha!

Monobeartheater: Arachnescurse: Today I Learned That The Curiosity Sang Itself ‘Happy Birthday’ On Its Year Anniversary Of Being On Mars. All Alone. Hundreds Of Thousands Of Miles From Anyone Or Anything. Guys I Am Depressed Over Robots Now. Oh

Utterly-Insane-Panda:this Is My Life In A Nut Shell &Amp;Hellip; I So Wish To Be Friends With That Broad&Amp;Hellip;

Justusemeplease: I Need A Girl To Watch Scary Movies With.

Rolan-Pard: “Every Time You Post Something Online The Entire World Sees It” Yeah Then Explain To Me Why My Post Doesn’t Have More Notes

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