myseriousbusiness: tiddygorrrl: animal-factbook: Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches I love him #birdsaremyfavourite xoxoxox

myseriousbusiness: tiddygorrrl: animal-factbook: Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches I love him #birdsaremyfavourite xoxoxox

Anarchyisfunandfree: I Think I Was Born In The Wrong Generation. Wish I Coulda Been A 24Ft Tall Fungus Spire In The Silurian Period.

Hair. &Amp;Lt;3

Justbadpuns: How Can You Spot The Blind Guy At The Nudist Colony? It’s Not Hard.. Ha.

Neddstark: But There Are Some Things I Know For Certain: Always Throw Spilt Salt Over Your Left Shoulder, Keep Rosemary By Your Garden Gate, Plant Lavender For Luck, And Fall In Love Whenever You Can. Practical Magic (1998), Dir. Griffin Dunne. Such

Sisterjudyjudybobudy: Weetbixgod: Hotdadcalendar: I’m Actually Concerned For Boys Who Complain About How Different Girls Look Without Makeup. Like Did You Think Eyeshadow Permanently Alters A Girls Eyelid? Are You Frightened When People Change Clothes

Awesomacious:that Guy™ That Guy Is Smarter Than You. Thats A Person Who’s Aiming For Comprehension Rather Than Memorization. Their Capacity For Lateral Thinking Probably Far Exceeds Your Own As Well. I Can See How Its Annoying For Regular

Tastefullyoffensive:(Via Mrbrianfirenzi) Pure Gold.

Anyone Else Get Hella Horny When They’re Sick&Amp;Hellip; So Fucking Weird&Amp;Hellip;

Optimism At Its Finest.

Betaruga: Snipurrs: Snipurrs: Snipurrs: Im Laughing @ This Image Of Jeff Goldblum Bc It Makes Him Look Like A Centaur But W The Horse Bit Cropped Out Update: Look I Didn’t Spend 20 Minutes Drawing Jeff Goldblum As A Centaur In Front Of My Family

&Amp;Hellip; No.

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