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Like, if i were in porn, id be so radical. My name would be Frankenstein, and id have fake bolts coming out of the side of my neck, and id be so rad.

The Girl My Grandma Arranged For Me To Marry Just Sent Me A Facebook Friend Request, Should I Accept?

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It Kinda Sucked Back Then Cause I Can Remember Going To Visit My Grandparents And It Was Like Every Year Someone I Grew Up With Got Married, And My Grandma Especially Would Be Like &Amp;Ldquo;Eddie Are You Gay? If You Gay You Can Tell Me I Know You Americans

Oh Yeah Shes Plenty Cute, It Was Never Her Looks, Just The Fact I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want A Wife At 22. Like, No. No Thanks. That And She Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want To Live In America And I Was Like Naw Brah, America Or Bust.

Hell I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want A Committed Relationship At 22, Let Alone A Wife.

Well, Some Things Never Change. Her English Is Still Trash And My Japanese Is Still Trash So That&Amp;Rsquo;S Nice To Know. But She Gets It Wrong With Enthusiasm.

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