In fact, I’m about to put my dragons on hold and download devil may cry 2 right now. Thanks internet!

In fact, I’m about to put my dragons on hold and download devil may cry 2 right now. Thanks internet!

Remember When Dante Was Eating Pizza, But Then Some Real Bad Customers Attacked His New Hot Devil Hunting Business And Dante Was Like &Amp;Ldquo;No Way Bros, I Just Paid The Rent Bros, Time To Be Radical&Amp;Rdquo; And Then He Started Surfing On Their Bodies

Why Are You Boxing Dante? You Use A Sword You Fucking Cunt.

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What Toppings Would U Like On Your Pizza Bro? Shit Bro, Sick Guitar Riffs Bro! Sick Ass Guitar Riffs

Like Why Were People Mad At New Dante Like Old Dante Was Some Bastion Of Unnassailable Cool? Look At This Fucking Tool.

Punching A Jukebox To Get It To Work Is Only Cool If You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Fucking Fonzie Dante. Jesus Fucking Christ.

I Could Honestly Make Fun Of Dmc 3 Literally All Day. I Could Make Fun Of This Game For Hours Based On The First Cutscene Alone.

U Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Shoot A Cue Ball With A Bullet? Haha U Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Nerd.

A Lot Of Dante And Virgils Interactions In Dmc3 Oozed Homoerotic And Incestuous Undertones.

Coward Though He Was, Unbelivable Incompetent Though He Was, He Did The Smartest Thing Anyone In Berserk Ever Did When They Saw Guts In Action.

My Kid Just Tore Off Rarity&Amp;Rsquo;S Head, I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know How I Feel About This Shit.

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