If youre a girl and you stay over please please please bring a change of clothes or ask me to go buy you something to change into. Please don’t stretch out my shirt with your breasts. Like I’m flattered you like my shirt, but once the chest

If youre a girl and you stay over please please please bring a change of clothes or ask me to go buy you something to change into. Please don’t stretch out my shirt with your breasts. Like I’m flattered you like my shirt, but once the chest

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