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I Think I Got Second Degree Burns On My Thigh From Boiling Hot Spaghetti Water And On A Pain Scale Of Mild Irritation To Blinding Agony This Ranks Somewhere Between It Fucking Hurts And It Hurts Pretty Bad.
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Tunabatter Banana Peel? Will That Work? I&Amp;Rsquo;D Feel Less Like A Wuss Buying Bananas Than Aloe. My Masculinity Is Preventing Me From Buying Aloe.
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Tunabatter: Knifeandlighter: Tunabatter Banana Peel? Will That Work? I’d Feel Less Like A Wuss Buying Bananas Than Aloe. My Masculinity Is Preventing Me From Buying Aloe. But If The Burns Really Bad, Make Sure To Disenfect It Once It Calms Down
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&Amp;Ldquo;How Did You Manage To Burn Yourself Mr. Granger&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M A Fucking Idiot Doc. Just Give Me The Valiums So I Can Go Home&Amp;Quot; But These Valiums Will Either Tide Me Over Or Kill Me.
If I Die Tonight, I Need Everyone To Know I Really Truly Didnt Give A Fuck.
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