knifeandlighter:one of the best parts of being both grown, bitter and disillusioned is i dont get things like crushes. i get people who i can stand to be around for longer than ten minutes and not want to kill. and people who’s every breath sends me

knifeandlighter:one of the best parts of being both grown, bitter and disillusioned is i dont get things like crushes. i get people who i can stand to be around for longer than ten minutes and not want to kill. and people who’s every breath sends me

Tunabatter:das Me

A Married Couple Went To The Hospital To Have Their Baby Delivered. Upon Their Arrival, The Doctor Said He Had Invented A New Machine That Would Transfer A Portion Of The Mother's Labor Pain To The Baby's Father. He Asked If They Were Willing To Try It

Radiopastel: Chillin With The Bae

I Have No Food In My Fridge But I Have Two Cases Of Beer And A Shelf Fill Of Blueberry Redbull. My Priorities Are Fucked.

Knifeandlighter

Knifeandlighter

Knifeandlighter

Knifeandlighter

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Wontongod:now Tht I Started Drinkin I Wana Drink The Whole 6Pacc Crash That Hoe.

Ouendanl:i Got A Matching Shirt With Fliptuna I’ll Get A Better Pic Of It Later

Azvka:pretty Much My Neutral Face

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