i just drank this entire bottle of banana rum. and now im going to wallow in my sadness and internal agony.

i just drank this entire bottle of banana rum. and now im going to wallow in my sadness and internal agony.

Did-You-Kno: Every Time You Buy One Of These, You’re Relishing In The Product Of Millions Of Pained Distress Signals. You Sick Bastard.source Good. Fuck Them Punk Ass Plants.

Knifeandlighter

Tunabatter: Hey, Happy Birthday To Me. God Is Merciful And Good And I Am Blessed To Have Lived The Life I Do. I’m Glad I Exist. Note: This Also Constitutes As A Blackout Selfie.

Deathgripsforcutie: I Remember I Worked At Burger King A Few Years Ago And Somehow -Probably From Someone Who Worked There - $3000 Got Stolen Out Of The Register. Two Managers On Duty. You Think Corporate Said No Big Deal And Covered It, No Both The

I Want To Die.i Just Plucked A Big, Thick, Long, Dark Hair That Was Growing Out Of My Earlobe.i Am Only 31.

Knifeandlighter: I Want To Die.i Just Plucked A Big, Thick, Long, Dark Hair That Was Growing Out Of My Earlobe.i Am Only 31. It’ll Be Alright Man. I Own Reading Glasses And Drink Coffee Without Sugar. Age Happens To All Of Us.

This One Time, Way Back When I Worked Retail Someone Came In And Robbed The Store And I Dipped Out The Back Because I Wasn’t About To Get Shot In The Fucking Chest Behind Money That Didn’t Even Belong To Me. Fuck Outta Here.

Babiibuns

Im Glad Super Powers And Shit Are Impossible. Because If I Had Them I Would Not Be An Altruist At All. I Would Be Incredibly Petty. And Use Them Strictly For Personal Gain.

Go On Anonymous And Tell Me One Thing You've Been Too Scared To Tell Me, But Have Always Wanted To Say.

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