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gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable junk food. and microwavable pork rinds. i even shop like a loser bachelor, milk and cigarettes. i dont even like milk. but i buy milk constantly. i keep milk.

gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable junk food. and microwavable pork rinds. i even shop like a loser bachelor, milk and cigarettes. i dont even like milk. but i buy milk constantly. i keep milk.

gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable

gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable

gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable

gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable

gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable

gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable

gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable

gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable

gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable

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Now That I Live Alone Company Only Means One Thing: I Have To Put On Pants. 

Now That I Live Alone Company Only Means One Thing: I Have To Put On Pants. 

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